ilikethewayyousoundinthemorning:
Xander: I should be at your side. That’s all I’m saying.
Buffy: You will be. You’re my strength Xander. You’re the reason I’ve made it this far. I trust you with my life. That’s why I need you to do this for me.
Xander: Okay.BTVS 7x21 ~ End Of Days
(via disasterwithin)
Xander: I might need a parrot.
Willow: Huh?
Xander: Well, to go with the eye patch, to really complete the look. I think I still have that costume from Halloween.
Willow: Yeah, and don’t underestimate the impact of a peg leg. Maybe the hospital can hook you up with a nice one. Maybe they have a 2-body-parts for the price of one kind of deal.
Xander: Oh, you know what the best part is? No one will ever make me watch Jaws 3-D again.
Willow: Yeah, and, (tries to smile) you’ll never have to… (tries not to cry)
Xander: (pained) Oh, Willow… please don’t.
(Source: thebuffster)
(Source: drconnors)
Willow: “Xander…”
Xander: “What? Freud would’ve said the exact same thing. Except he might not have done that little dance.”
(Source: hellmouths, via dub-dub)
(via sunnydales)
(via traquin)
It’s okay, Xander. You’re surrounded by terrible people. They’ll be running from the angry mob right along with you.
